I’m thinking about giving Coldfire a new title. Quite simply, I’m at a loss… so I took a leaf out of J.K. Rowling’s book and messed around with her favoured title format. Stupidity ensued.
Darian Talker and the Evil Scroll Thing That Makes Werewolves Go Gaga, and Can Control Human Minds Once the Bad Guys Find the Second Piece
Darian Talker and the Mysterious Illness which is Actually the Result of a Poison He Accidentally Discovered When He Was Ten
Darian Talker and the Flaming Pits of Hell
Darian Talker and His New Assassin Friends (Also Finding that Person He Thought Died at the End of the Previous Book)
Darian Talker and GIANT PEOPLE ARE COMING FROM THE SKY TO KILL US ALL
Some days I have serious things to say; other days I mash words together in seemingly random combinations to see what new horrors I can concoct. Today is most likely the latter.